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Some Modern Family cast members shared their feelings on social media as the 11-season run of the hit ABC comedy series came to an end Wednesday night. 34 more words via ‘Modern Family’ Cast Members Say Farewell, Share Memories: “This Family Changed Me Forever” — Deadline

Mort Drucker, whose instantly recognizable TV and movie caricatures were a beloved 55-year Mad magazine staple that included parodies such as “Botch Casually and the Somedunce Kid,” “Rosemia’s Boo-Boo,” “The Odd Father,” “The Way We Bore,” “Star Blecch” and “How Lame Is Earl,” died Wednesday at his home in Woodbury, Long Island, N.Y. He was… via… Continue reading Mort Drucker Dies: Famous Fans Post Favorites From Mad Magazine TV & Movie Caricaturist — Deadline

Before he goes on the air each night, ABC World News Tonight anchor David Muir listens in his earpiece to the White House coronavirus press briefings, which usually offer a mix of important updates on the pandemic — mixed in with President Donald Trump’s complaints about the media, Democratic governors and the World Health Organization.… via… Continue reading ‘World News Tonight’ Anchor David Muir On Coronavirus Crisis: “One Of The Ways You Bring Anxiety Levels Down In This Country Is To Arm People With The Facts” – Deadline Q&A — Deadline

Solid plan. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole) via Great Signs, Cont. — Mock Paper Scissors

It’s worth a try, right? (Hat tip: Secret Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Twitterverse) via Great Signs, Cont. — Mock Paper Scissors

The Boy Prince of New Jersey is still running Peace in the Middle East, Reinventing the Gubmint, fighting the opioid epidemic and now he has some sort of unofficial COVID-19 Task Force, too, and has accumulated more clout than Health Secretary Alan Azar. Who knew sleeping with The First Shady, Ivanka, was such a career […]… Continue reading Said No One, Ever: Kushner To The Rescue! — Mock Paper Scissors

Hey guys, be prepared for a shock! It seems that small businesses are not getting access to the Ameros in the bailout! Axios’ email thingie gives us the (predictable) details: Websites crashed, phones jammed and confusion reigned as small businesses rushed at today’s kickoff to get their chunk of the $350 billion Paycheck Protection Program. […]… Continue reading ‘All Is Well’ — Part Infinity — Mock Paper Scissors

This NYTimes graphic tells a story, doesn’t it? Lord Damp Nut with his daily lies and his Jonestown-like following has really set his base up for the pandemic, and if this graphic is right, then they are totally eff’ed in the dark. And yes, while the Schadenfreude is over-powering, remember that there will be a […]… Continue reading Possum Hollar, Whaddup? — Mock Paper Scissors

(Hat tip: Seekrit Scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Twitters) via Building a Better Vocabulary — Mock Paper Scissors