The hottest thing a philosopher can do,
Is give a concise and precise definition.
As such I can’t not be blame,
For lusting after Aristotle.
Look, Kant dries my you know what,
Marx doesn’t believe in sugar daddies,
Hegal is waiting for a historical world individual,
Out of all the Great Philosophers,
Aristotle is the only fuckable one
Yes, I know you’re not supposed to be horny in philosophy.
It’s a time to think deep and profound thoughts,
But, “All of us are pregnant, Socrates,”
– Plato, Symposium
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